Thursday, June 25, 2009

Hipster Trends?


American Apparel: Overpriced, cheaply made hipster clothes. My favorite store.
Some of the stuff they have there is straight up trashy. I swear someone's gonna come up with come kind of lawsuit because of the level of trashyness on the AA website. Smh

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Artist of the week - Homeboy Sandman

Like Fresh Daily, I first saw Homeboy Sandman at a concert at Blender theater. He has a interesting style, really playful sounding. His mixtape There Is No Spoon has a few hilarious parody songs. Song like Verbalsoulclapmania and We Can Fly has been on repeat on my ipod.

Homeboy believes that there is no spoon but I would have to disagree...

Happy Fathers Day

You dead beat ass muther fucker...my bitterness rears its ugly head again.

I was on the train when I saw an add giving tips on how fathers can become better dads, ie hugging and kissing their kids and shit like that. When I got home I turned on my TV to FOX and there was a whole 5mins worth of shit talking about how good of a father Obama is and how every child needs a father. Why is this nation just beginning to realize that a father is a necessary part of a child's life? I'll tell you why, because Obama is a black man who is there for his kids, not by paying child support but by actually being apart of their lives.
I've been saying that every child needs a father for 19 years but nooooo, I was just another bastard child ungrateful for all the things the women in my life did for me. UGH!

To all the single mamas and grandmas out there, happy fathers day. You may not have a penis, but you have more balls than any dead beat dad could ever have.

Homeboy flow

It isn't what it aint and it is what it is
Ima grown ass woman I can handle my biz
Yea I may be grown but I don't have any kids
And the shit that say isn't fake like the wiz
If you're a tin man don't you ease on down my road
I'm lookin for a prince I don't wanna kiss a toad
I need a real man not some junky old cans
If you think that you are worthy put your number in my hand
I don't give a motherfuck what you think about me
I have a line of shirts and it's called koo breeze
Math is kind of hard but English comes with ease
Some broads are hoes but Khamari's just a tease
I put it down
If you look at kaptain and you wanna be like her
Rule number one is I'm not a fan of fur
The only fur I wear is glued to my sneakers
I run this shit I don't sit on the bleachers
I wake up every morning take a leak brush my teeth
Go into my kitchen try find something to eat
If the fridge is empty I'll just sit there feelin hungry
All day long there'll be a grumble in my tummy

Monday, June 15, 2009

I'm Late...

This Bobb'e J kid is highlarious.

Kobe, do you polish your head and your rings with the same thing?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Artist of the week - Fresh Daily


Fresh Daily is a koo cat outta brooklyn. I've recently saw him perform and I must admit that he is very talented. I'm diggin his mixtape Tomorrow is Today.

@KaptainKham this might blow your mind. But....THERE IS NO YESTERDAY! O_O

Just Call Me A Mac

I think I met the man of my dreams. Buns for me that I didn't get his number. My mama was standing next to me the WHOLE TIME I was talking to him. Big sad face.
Is it wrong to try to bag in the presence of family members?