Lets play telephone

People talk about other people, yea whatever. But when I do it, it's malicious...LIES. All gossip is malicious to the person who is being gossiped about. 

Sometimes in life you gotta accept the lies (or truths) that are being told and just move on.

We all (including myself) just need to shut the hell up some times. 

Nerd boys

Last night as I was laying in bed assessing my life I asked myself: why do boys only wanna beat? I personally value friendships and it seems like guys wanna be friends but as soon as I deny their pooning attempts our friendship is over. Maybe it's just me, maybe it's the crowd I hang with, maybe it's the generation of lame guys; whatever it is, it needs to stop.

Guys: stop just tryna beat. Strike up a conversation, build a friendship blah blah bulshit

Girls: stop being slores. You're making the rest of us look bad

Give me a nerd boy that gets good grades, doesn't party and/or drink that often and is respectable. Why are they so hard to find? I think I need to go to church.

Artist of the Week - Chester French

I first heard Chester French on some GFC/Garbege mixtape last summer. I liked their song but I was more interested in other artist on the mixtape.

A few months later I saw their video for "She Loves Everybody" on MtvU and I thought "hey, I remember them, I'm diggin their music."

Apparently they're super smart and they graduated from Harvard.

Apparently they're really popular amongst the music community because they have artist such as Diddy, Pharrell, Common, Talib Kweli and many more on their mixtape.

Chester French are (ci)roc stars... find out for your self

You down with OPH?

OPH = Other People's Hair

There's no point in gettin OPH if it looks nastier than you're real hair. I've seen so many girls with OPH that looks DISGUSTING. Ladies, especially ladies with curly weaves, you gotta maintain that shit. A few days ago I saw a girl with a weave that was startin dread. How can fake hair dread?? It was terrible. 

A comb and shampoo is your friend. Use it.

My main man Geoffrey

Today my college had some street fair type shit and I realized that I'm a big kid. I'm bout to finish my 1st yr in college and today I got my whole face painted as Minnie Mouse, I flipped on a trampoline and I ate other people's cotton candy (I was too cheap to buy my own). 

My friends called me a big kid and I finally realized that I am. The question is...when do I have to grow up? Is there a certain age when one has to stop enjoying childish festivities? Am I officially too old to wanna go play in the park on a warm day? Too old to blow bubbles in the wind? Too old to enjoy an icee from the central/south American on the corner?

I take offense when people call me a woman...shit, I'm still a girl in my head. I guess its cause my family still treats me like a kid that I still act like one.

Real talk though, I need to grow up. I'm not exactly sure how I do it but I think its about damn time that I figure it out.

I don't wanna grow up. 

I love this website

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

Artist of The Week...Drake

I recently saw Drake in Concert at SUNY Purchase. His set was fairly short and he came off as a little bit cocky. None the less, he makes good music and he has a rapidly growing fan base.

Drake is a rapper/singer/actor from Toronto, Canada and most people know him from his role on Degrassi as Jimmy. He's recently done a lot of work with artist such as Lil Wayne and Trey Songz.

Drake's 3 mixtapes are titled "Room for Improvement" "Comeback Season" (which is my favorite) and "So Far Gone." Most people only know about "So far Gone" because it is the newest and it has the most featured artist out of all his mixtapes. I suggest that people listen to the rest of his music.

Sweet dream, or a beautiful Nightmare?

Scene: Rach and Fannypak are at a party when Fannypak gets and text message from AG telling them to come over.

Fannypak: Wanna go see AG after the party?

Rach: Sure, as long as he doesn't play with my double whoppers again.

Twitch enters party

Twitch: This shit is terrible, I'm goin to AG's place and he said he doesn't want you guys there

AG (on the phone with Fannypak): I have a really bad headache. Idk what happened, it just came out of no where. You guys can't come over because I'm goin to sleep. Bye

Rach: I bet he's gonna call Twitch and tell her to come over...OMG i really have to pee. I don't think I can make it back to your room.

Since AG's house is closer to Rach and Fannypak than Fannypak's room, she decides to call AG and ask if Rach can use his bathroom. He says ok as long as they leave as soon as Rach is done. They agree. In the bathroom Fannypak decides to call Nightmare.

Fannypak: I'm in your bathroom

Nightmare: Do you kno where my room is?

They spend the night with Nightmare and he decides to make Fannypak his teddy bear and doesn't let go of her no matter how much she tossed and turned. The next day Rach and Fannypak find out that Twitch was able to cure AG's terrible headache

Jargon

I recently noticed that people don't understand my lingo. Well here's a fannypak kdictionair-E

Enjoy

This made me alol (actually laugh out loud)

What kind of fuckery is this?

Have you ever noticed that there are a lot of people who live in the projects who have the nicest material items. The newest pair of Js, $200+ North Faces, Antik jeans, nice rims, wii's and ps3's and what not. I always thought that these people were rich because of their material items but as I grew up I began to wonder, if they're rich, why are they living in the projects? I was the girl who lived in an 8 bedroom house that my mama owns a few blocks away from the projects and I could never afford Js or expensive jeans....I rocked The Children's Place until I was 14. 

Then one day it hit me...the reason why I never had any of those things was because my mama was busy payin off the mortgage, utilities and her car note. There wasn't much money left over for over priced superficial items. Project folk don't have to worry about those expenses so they spend on materialistic items.

Don't get me wrong, not all ppl living in the projects have this "project mentality" but a vast majority does. 

I feel like these people who spend all their money on useless stuff should save their money and maybe, just maybe buy a house. If that idea is too far fetched, then at least get an apartment out of the projects. I know people who have lived in the projects all their life and now they have grandkids who live in the same project apartment as them. Instead of allowing their family to have a better quality life than they did, they buy their children game consoles and their granddaughters ipods and uggs. When they die what will their offspring be left with? An xbox 360 that is outdated and scuffed up leaning uggs that don't fit.

We will never receive our 40 acres and a mule, if we want land and power in this society we have to work for it and not spend money on foolishness. 

Age aint nuthin but a number

I met this cat about a week ago, he's a few yrs older than me but who cares right. I figured that two human beings can be friends despite a minor age difference.

He texted me askin if he could come over, it was fairly early so I thought iight bet we're gonna chill or whatever. He then texted me sayin "are u ready for me, I'm older." WTF does that mean? It means that he wanted to poon, mind you, I just met this guy. I guess he thought that I was young and ready, tryna get hot and heavy...how bout no.

I may be young but your game is prepubescent.

WSS...its spreading.

What is WSS you ask?
WSS is a syndrome that is spreading throughout the male community...wack sex syndrome. When I talk to my gurlies I find that there are a lot of guys out there who don't know how to put it on a female.
In my opinion, WSS is spreading because some guys just wanna quick poon and all they care about is themselves. It's not that they don't know what they're doing, its that they don't care about how they do it.
On occasion the WSS isn't the guys fault. Maybe certain guys do try to "care" for a females needs but the broad has a magic poon and its impossible for dudes to put in a decent amount of work.
But fellas, don't fret....WSS is curable. All u gotta do is practice and concentrate. This practice should be done with the same female because every poon is different...some are magical and some aren't. I say that all you guys out there practice with a magic poon because if you can handle that then you can handle anything.

Jimbrowski must wear a cap, just incase the young girls likes to clap

Philly jawns be drawlin

Tony

Every time I party,  Tony's try to bag. I'm not saying that I'm the ish or anything but hey, I can't help it if a negroid thinks I'm shmexy. I don't like giving out my number so I'll let dudes put their number in my phone. Recently, a few guys have gotten smart and called themselves from my phone and I don't realize it.

I've been getting phone calls and text messages from so many people saying that I met them at a party. I never respond, yet they still call/text me. I've seen a couple of these Tony's at various parties and they all have the nerve to say "you can't respond to my text?" NEGRO I DON'T KNOW YOU! Just because you're smart enough to steal my number doesn't mean that I want to talk to you.

Damn Tony's thinking that I should have some kind of loyalty to them. 

The Other Night... Y?

You don't want her? Don't waste your time, I'll dupe her.

The right circumstances? I use to think that the right circumstances were me, rach and nightmare spooning after a night of partying. WRONG!

I recently discovered that the right circumstances are me and nightmare, schwasted pooning after a night of partying.

The thing that gets me is that I use to talk to nightmare's friend. Personally, I think its sleazy to talk to 2 friends, so i refuse to (s)poon with nightmare without rach...I don't wanna be a slore. Once upon a time nightmare agreed that it would be sleazy. I guess the right circumstances make morales disappear like houdini

Artist of the week...Theophilus London

Theophils London...hes a cool cat from Brooklyn, New York (OWWWW NY). This Charming Mixtape is his 2nd mixtape, its kinda new wave, hip hop, idk what. Me likey tho.

Nigga nigga whats good?

COOPeration

Scene: Fannypak, AG and Rach are laying on the hard wood floor of Nightmare, Wack Sex and Bonus Jonas' living room after a party. The house is full of demon children, Rach and Taye just finished up in the bathroom, and That is upstairs spreading her clap.

Fannypak: Grr That and Wack Sex are wack sexing

Rach: BOO demon children

Fannypak: He dropped me after wack sexing

AG: (tires to put his hands down fannypaks pants) oh that's why you're so bitter

Fannypak: (moves AG's hand) Tehehehe

AG: (smacks fannypak's hand) you're not cooperating

AG then proceeds to climb on top of Rach and falls alseep while playing with her double whopper fun bags