Age aint nuthin but a number

I met this cat about a week ago, he's a few yrs older than me but who cares right. I figured that two human beings can be friends despite a minor age difference.

He texted me askin if he could come over, it was fairly early so I thought iight bet we're gonna chill or whatever. He then texted me sayin "are u ready for me, I'm older." WTF does that mean? It means that he wanted to poon, mind you, I just met this guy. I guess he thought that I was young and ready, tryna get hot and heavy...how bout no.

I may be young but your game is prepubescent.

WSS...its spreading.

What is WSS you ask?
WSS is a syndrome that is spreading throughout the male community...wack sex syndrome. When I talk to my gurlies I find that there are a lot of guys out there who don't know how to put it on a female.
In my opinion, WSS is spreading because some guys just wanna quick poon and all they care about is themselves. It's not that they don't know what they're doing, its that they don't care about how they do it.
On occasion the WSS isn't the guys fault. Maybe certain guys do try to "care" for a females needs but the broad has a magic poon and its impossible for dudes to put in a decent amount of work.
But fellas, don't fret....WSS is curable. All u gotta do is practice and concentrate. This practice should be done with the same female because every poon is different...some are magical and some aren't. I say that all you guys out there practice with a magic poon because if you can handle that then you can handle anything.

Jimbrowski must wear a cap, just incase the young girls likes to clap

Philly jawns be drawlin

Tony

Every time I party,  Tony's try to bag. I'm not saying that I'm the ish or anything but hey, I can't help it if a negroid thinks I'm shmexy. I don't like giving out my number so I'll let dudes put their number in my phone. Recently, a few guys have gotten smart and called themselves from my phone and I don't realize it.

I've been getting phone calls and text messages from so many people saying that I met them at a party. I never respond, yet they still call/text me. I've seen a couple of these Tony's at various parties and they all have the nerve to say "you can't respond to my text?" NEGRO I DON'T KNOW YOU! Just because you're smart enough to steal my number doesn't mean that I want to talk to you.

Damn Tony's thinking that I should have some kind of loyalty to them. 

The Other Night... Y?

You don't want her? Don't waste your time, I'll dupe her.

The right circumstances? I use to think that the right circumstances were me, rach and nightmare spooning after a night of partying. WRONG!

I recently discovered that the right circumstances are me and nightmare, schwasted pooning after a night of partying.

The thing that gets me is that I use to talk to nightmare's friend. Personally, I think its sleazy to talk to 2 friends, so i refuse to (s)poon with nightmare without rach...I don't wanna be a slore. Once upon a time nightmare agreed that it would be sleazy. I guess the right circumstances make morales disappear like houdini

Artist of the week...Theophilus London

Theophils London...hes a cool cat from Brooklyn, New York (OWWWW NY). This Charming Mixtape is his 2nd mixtape, its kinda new wave, hip hop, idk what. Me likey tho.

Nigga nigga whats good?

COOPeration

Scene: Fannypak, AG and Rach are laying on the hard wood floor of Nightmare, Wack Sex and Bonus Jonas' living room after a party. The house is full of demon children, Rach and Taye just finished up in the bathroom, and That is upstairs spreading her clap.

Fannypak: Grr That and Wack Sex are wack sexing

Rach: BOO demon children

Fannypak: He dropped me after wack sexing

AG: (tires to put his hands down fannypaks pants) oh that's why you're so bitter

Fannypak: (moves AG's hand) Tehehehe

AG: (smacks fannypak's hand) you're not cooperating

AG then proceeds to climb on top of Rach and falls alseep while playing with her double whopper fun bags