You know what really grinds my gears?

How come every time I go to the doctor the first question asked is "Khamari are you pregnant?" WTF?!?! What ever happened to "what's wrong?" "how are you feeling?" "what hurts?" or even "hi! How's your day going?" Does the chance that I may or may not be preggers effect treatment? Is pregnancy the cause of my ailments?

What really gets me is when I say no, the doctor's response is "are you sure you're not pregnant?" No sir, I'm not sure, in fact, I'm gonna be on the next episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

Is teen pregnancy that big of an issue these days that it's the 1st thing that comes to mind as soon as a patient sits on that paper covered bed thing? "Oh, you have a cough and a sore throat...you must be pregnant."

What makes the situation worse is every time the doctor asks if I'm knocked up, my mom gives me a death stare like she's gonna beat the life out of me if I don't answer "no" with the quickness.

Ugh...welcome to my world